I don’t drive to the bathroom either
In the very near future, I’m going to have to change my automobile insurance provider, for reasons best not discussed here. (You know who you are.) So today, I’ve spent some time calling various insurance companies to get quotes. Here is part of the actual conversation I had with the American Family insurance agent: Agent: Okay, then, you mostly use this vehicle for driving to work? Me: I don’t drive to work. Agent: And how many miles a week do you drive to work? Me: I don’t drive to work.
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